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HEART OF DICKS

$19.00
HEART-OF-DICKS

LIMITED EDITION - ONLY 250 AVAILABLE!

Need the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that very special person in your life? Anonymously send them a heart full of dicks!

This heart shaped can is filled with a colorful assortment of candy dicks! The outside of the can will have the recipient excited to see someone cared enough to send them super premium hard candy! When they open the tin, they'll be surprised to see hundreds of little candy penises along with a messages on the inside cover that reads 'someone wants you to eat a heart of full of dicks.'

We can ship this right to any address you wish! Just enter the shipping address at checkout. Your information will not be included with the shipment and we never reveal our customers information unless we are compelled to by a court.

*DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERANS DOES NOT CONDONE SENDING THIS ITEM TO HARASS ANY PERSON. (our lawyer makes us say this)