EAT A BAG OF DICKS
Don't you wish you could just tell that special idiot you know to eat a bag of dicks. Wouldn't it be even better if you could actually give them a bag of dicks to eat? Now you can!
We will gladly send a bag of hard candy dicks along with a card that says:
A DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD LIKE YOU TO... EAT A BAG OF DICKS
We can ship this right to any address you wish! Just enter the shipping address at checkout. Your information will not be included with the shipment and we never reveal our customers information unless we are compelled to by a court.
*DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERANS DOES NOT CONDONE SENDING THIS ITEM TO HARASS ANY PERSON. (our lawyer makes us say this)