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EAT A BAG OF DICKS

$15.00
DICKBAG

Don't you wish you could just tell that special idiot you know to eat a bag of dicks. Wouldn't it be even better if you could actually give them a bag of dicks to eat? Now you can!

We will gladly send a bag of hard candy dicks along with a card that says:

A DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD LIKE YOU TO... EAT A BAG OF DICKS

We can ship this right to any address you wish! Just enter the shipping address at checkout. Your information will not be included with the shipment.