MARINE READY MEALS
Marine Ready Edibles (MRE) are here! A complete 6 day serving to keep a 'good boy' Marine's tummy full. Send a box to any Marine you know and make their week. Yes, we ship to APO/FPO!
Marine Ready Edibles box comes with:
24 Wax Candy Treats (Crayons)
12 Fruity Pretzel Sticks (Colored Pencils)
10 Sugar Sticks (Markers)
1 Sticky Push Pop (Glue Stick)
1 Juice Box (Glue)
6 Construction Paper Plates (Colored construction paper squares)
WARNING: For complete fucking idiots, you cannot actually eat the contents of this box.