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MARINE READY MEALS

$19.95 USD

Marine Ready Edibles (MRE) are here! A complete 6 day serving to keep a 'good boy' Marine's tummy full. Send a box to any Marine you know and make their week. Yes, we ship to APO/FPO!

Each 

Marine Ready Edibles box comes with:

     24 Wax Candy Treats (Crayons)

     12 Fruity Pretzel Sticks (Colored Pencils)

     10 Sugar Sticks (Markers)

     1 Sticky Push Pop (Glue Stick)

     1 Juice Box (Glue)

     6 Construction Paper Plates (Colored construction paper squares)

WARNING: For complete fucking idiots, you cannot actually eat the contents of this box.