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SUCK A DICK

$15.00
SUCKDICK

We all know someone who doesn't know when to shut the mouth. Don't you wish you could tell them to suck a dick? That would at least shut them up for a few minutes... With the DV Suck-a-Dick pacakge, you could help to fill that persons mouth up with a rainbow dick.

We will happily send a rainbow lollipop dick along with a card that says:

A LOVING DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN WOULD LIKE YOU TO... SUCK A DICK

We can ship this right to any address you wish! Just enter the shipping address at checkout. Your information will not be included with the shipment.