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The FUCKNUT Cards

$19.00 USD

A must-have for any respectable dysfunctional veteran.

Each set contains 150 cards.

The FUCKNUT card should be left on a persons vehicle without their knowledge.

We have increased the intrigue of these cards by adding a backside. When placing the card on a persons vehicle use the “Congratulations! You’re a Winner” side.

Card description listed below:

HEY FUCKNUT – YOU SUCK AT PARKING
Learn to Park Asshole
If you fuck like you park you must never get it in