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YOU'RE A DIRTBAG

$15.00
DIRTBAG

We all know a few people who deserve the title of DIRT BAG. Here's your chance to anonymously tell that special someone just what they are. We will send them a small burlap bag of some great American dirt. Included in the package will be a package that boldly states:

A FRIENDLY DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW... YOU ARE A DIRT BAG

We can ship this right to any address you wish! Just enter the shipping address at checkout. Your information will not be included with the shipment.

*DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERANS DOES NOT CONDONE SENDING THIS ITEM TO HARASS ANY PERSON. (our lawyer makes us say this)